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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Job Blunders

I worked at a decorative stamp call center. During this time of year, I told all the callers that their orders would arrive in a week. Surprised and happy, they loved me!

I was wrong. Shipping was two weeks.

I worked at a car dealership with a name very close to Jerry Seinfeld. I answered the phone "Thank you for calling Jerry Seinfeld!"

More than once.

At an engineering company I did administration work. I was doing inventory on everything in that building. Serial numbers, items, who's using it, etc. I forgot to save my excel file.

My boss took me working late was dedication to my job. I was frantically re-doing everything.

I was a waitress once.

I quit 4 times.


Anonymous said...

Don't forget Friendswood Driving School!

Jessi said...

I know. Lots of dumb stuff happened there. Like the brakes going out on a car, cleaning the boys bathroom (ugh!), and Larry's secret life.

Good times.

Anonymous said...

I like the one about the waitress!

Jessi said...

The last straw was when I refused a table of 5 (2 adults and 3 kids).

It was kids eat free night which meant parents tipped like only 2 people ate.